The Eye Of Argon

While perusing the The Hatrack Writer's Forum instead of actually working while in my office (something I do quite often, to the point that I've probably read through almost all of the current threads on the page) I came across the link to a story.

The story is apparently world famous for being the worst story ever written. It happens to be a fantasy story by an obvious fan of Conan the Barbarian, and I have to say, I can't disagree. Read the story carefully, or out loud, and try to get as far as you can without busting up laughing in its horrible...ness. I dare you. I triple-dog dare you!

The Eye of Argon

For even more hilarity, someone has constructed a version of this story as if it were a movie being mocked ala MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) which adds to the hilarity of the story even moreso.

I have to say, trying to read through it makes me feel much better about my own writing.